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On a lighter note: how to make my co-worker do XXX

From stack exchange –

I think anyone who has written software alongside anyone else has had at least one grievance with their peers work. Sometimes it can be benign like

if(foo == bar): do_stuff


if(foo == bar) {

And other times it can a tad more annoying like

class Foo { function Foo(arg1,arg2){ this.arg1=arg1, this.arg2=arg2} }

To get a co-worker to change that style, from what I’ve seen it’s not going to happen by asking them to use more XXX and formatting politely. I worked with someone like this and they got immediately defensive and said “I just don’t like wasting space.” which kind of took me off guard as it didn’t really make any sense. For that case I was able to pull rank and kickback their commit’s which probably isn’t the best solution. I’ve seen other solutions like implementing a CI that stage one was an automatic style checker… which is basically what I did but automated and probably a worse solution as sometimes you need to write something really dirty. Maybe a better solution is code reviews but it is fairly rare to see a company institute those. 9 out of 11[SIC] companies, the guy writing the checks for the software engineers isn’t an engineer themselves and in the short term they’re going to see that one of their senior engineers isn’t directly doing work that correlates to profits. In that last case, when it comes up in a review the lead can justify the expenses by pointing out that they’re minimizing the wasted time other staff have to spend just to comprehend something.

Finally at the end of the day, while it’s important that a person finds reward in their job… it’s still a job and not your private playpen. Instead it’s more like software survivor island, the majority has to work together to keep their company/product going and if one goof ball insists on writing software in a conflicting manner then the majority it doesn’t really matter if they are “right”, they need to conform or GTFO.

For scenario’s where you ARE that goofball, you need to get political and I don’t mean selling the highest non-technical person on your island but demonstrating to your team the merits of an idea and working with their feedback. For real world example, I joined a consultancy as the goofball and started with the company architect and development manager. I didn’t sell them on the idea that I was right but on the idea until it became their “right” idea. From there I prodded momentum until one day the idea stopped being a minority opinion and a coup was staged. A week later the company made a fairly dramatic shift in how they did development. That’s a nice happy ending scenario but it doesn’t always happen. Twice I’ve failed to sell the virtues of unit-testing ( one case they assigned me the task of writing unit-tests which was just a means of getting me to shut up about them… but completely negated the idea) and twice I walked away because I got tired of having last minute “Oh my god everything is fucked up” hack sessions to fix prod. That’s life, sometimes you lose and sometimes you win.

Consultancy, the downsides

People outside of my vocation always marvel at my “flexible” life-style and for a much fewer number the amount of money I make in an hour or a week when employed to a client or project. These things are definitely nice, another nice perk is that I’ve been exposed to a much larger breath of technologies, idea’s, people, and I am probably some sort of interview guru as I can usually reverse engineer what the goal of the interview is. Then there is the fact of life that if I am being called into a project, it’s not because I am some sort of genius code monkey but because the problem is pretty terrible. I might also be thrown under an undeserving bus, months down the road due to things completely out of my control. And lastly there is no future in being a consultant.

With interviews, things usually go poorly when prospective client’s don’t know what the hell their goals are for an interview. Or worse if they just have a bucket list they’re trying to check off. In the first case I’ve politely ended interviews ( as the interviewee ) when presented with “What’s the difference between a inner & outer join” ( for that one I usually draw two circles and shade in relevant sections to illustrate every variation ( left, right, inner, outer) and then told I am wrong. or asked to implement something really crazy like a b-tree on a whiteboard. In the first case this is a red flag that the company is a semi-hostile environment and the interviewer is probably trying to protect their incompetence and the second it begs the question “Would I need to implement my own b-tree logic, what other wheel is being reinvented here?” I’ve seen a lot of the first “No you’re wrongs” in my career so far and they’re completely opposite of the second where the interviewer has good intentions but fails to find out if the interviewee has critical thinking and problem solving skills.
The other problem of interviews is the bucket list interviews, especially depending on who is doing it. Usually its headhunter’s going down a line and are completely ignorant of how insane they sound when they ask questions like “Do you have 10+ years of experience with Ruby on Rails?” That one took me off guard so I asked “Which Rails? Version 2 or 3 and is that with 3’s asset generation system or what?” to which the headhunter had no answer. Then that also begs the question of what is the goal? Technically I have 6-7 years of experience with Rails as I was first introduced to it in 2006 and my last working experience was the start of 2013… but I haven’t used Rails 100% of the time in between. If had to guess I might have 4000 hours of Rails experience which is 6000 hours short of being a master of that ever changing landscape.

Being a consultant doesn’t mean you’re always going to find world challenging work either. For an unnamed client we will call Acme, I was called in because an adjacent department knew me and knew that I was their go to guy for making something that actually worked. A lot of things had gone wrong for Acme, their project manager turned out to be a liar that sat on his feet while a “lead” contractor watched netflix and pecked out some code occasionally. I’ve seen a lot of convoluted solutions in my career and each one is special. For Acme’s case the lead was very good at aesthetics but had never read a book on design patterns or done any business software before. If pressed, I’d say the system was some sort of reversed MVP pattern but with stored procedure style application code ( implemented in the application tier ). Further the system could only be talked to via XHR via a global anchor tag handler that took the anchor tag’s href, wrapped it in XML, and sent that to the server. The server then built the view up, calling injects along the way until it reached the end and sent that back as a two element httpbody document, the first half was javascript to be executed and the second was html. It would eval the javascript xml element and then insert/overwrite the contents of a browsers main view-able content. There was a lot of problems with this system but fortunately the “lead” had been sacked alongside the original PM just before I arrived. Another consultant and I sat down over dinner and after flipping a coin as to whether we were running away, we delegated out goals, the other guy was going to focus on adding new “features” to the system while I worked on figuring out how to refactor the system into a MVC pattern… or at least bring in some sort of simple model system to get rid of the functional procedures crap. We pulled that off. Meanwhile a third “Real” project flow consultant pulled some serious smoke & glitter magic tricks and claimed whatever credit for several 220 hour long months of “fixing” the application. He did all this after we threatened to gang up on him if he got in the way of the refactoring process.

Also even if I do everything right… things can still go badly down the road. For the prior dept at Acme, I built a simple little MVC application with a data bridge from a proprietary database the name of which I can’t remember. It worked and handed it off to someone that knew how it worked, how to maintain it, and life was good. A year and change later the maintainer got fired with prejudice for insulting some executive or along those lines. I say with prejudice because he didn’t do a hand off for the application and all of the documentation for the application disappeared alongside any backups. The replacement then went ahead and corrupted the only intact copy of the application’s database, breaking the application. They didn’t call me up until a week before it was needed again and then I sat through a fairly nasty conference call where people were blaming me for “There’s no documentation, no backups, and it doesn’t work.” In a fairly neutral voice I explained my rate had just tripled and oh by the way here’s a signed receipt by the person vilifying me showing him signing off that “A) Product meets expectations B) Documentation provided in digital and printed format” with a “will notify” consultant of preexisting clause so that I could fix any bugs for free. Even if they had agreed to 3x my normal rate, I am pretty sure pointing out that the relevant work manager was slandering me to cover his incompetence pretty much ended any chance of that dept being a client ever again. I’ve worked in hostile environments before ( people screaming at each other, on the job substance abuse, or micro-managers that are more concerned about covering their ass then actually doing something ) and it’s really not worth it to be there. Maybe 30-40% of all contract/consultant opportunities I see are like this and it never really ends well because it ultimately comes down that the man or woman that could actually fix the problem is just some well meaning person who’s afraid of conflict ( so what was a minor leak in a pipe becomes an insane tempest flood ).

Lastly, being a consultant/code monkey for hire has no future. It will take you down the road a little bit more, cover your bills for a time, and it’s actually got some good experiences but generally a consultant is there to solve a problem while a contractor is there to give the company an emergency release valve ( oh no, we’re running out of money FIRE the contractors!). If a problem is never solved then you’re a terrible consultant and if you’re a contractor for several years in a company…well why buy the cow when you already got the milk? Sure consultants can team up into a consultancy to try and make more money, but that doesn’t scale and becomes unbelievably risky as you grow larger. Furthermore it becomes some sort of pyramid scheme where the company stops hiring experienced engineers & developers and begins hiring student intern/junior engineers but selling them as senior engineers. If done right, the client might not even realize that they’re overpaying by 70% but there will be hell to pay if an auditor shows up one day to find out how things looked below the covers.

Ubuntu ruby-rvm package is toxic

If you do

  apt-get install ruby-rvm

On any Ubuntu distro, you are going to have a really bad time.

Proper directions are on Stack overflow, where the RVM repository owner mentions that he wishes the Ubuntu ruby-rvm package would be dropped.

SO link

Orthello – Atlas Data doesn’t populate

Slowly went batshit trying to figure this out.

There’s a fairly nice walk through on making 2d games with Unity3D but I ran into a weird problem. While trying to setup a SpriteAtlas, I could set the fields for Texture and Atlast Data, but nothing happened ( it’s supposed to populate the contents of the sprite atlas… but doesn’t).

The images below show the initial import of an Orthello SpriteAtlas, after dragging the Texture and atlas data to their appropriate spots, AND last bit occurred after I typed in an arbitrary number into the “size” field. After that the widgets internal logic kicked into gear and populated the atlas as desired.

Also, if reading just ain’t your thing OR you need a sanity check on getting started with Unity3D, this great video tutorial of making a 2D game was really helpful.

Google Discovery service

I am dumbfounded I haven’t heard of this service before, it’s pretty clever. Anyone familiar with WSDL or Soap is going to instantly grok this.

For example, here’s the Google Analytics API discovery document

With this data set, it’s relatively trivial to auto-generate an interface / command pattern instance to make the user feel like they’re actually using the API directly. ¬†Furthermore the discovery document provides a fairly good reference breakdown of required arguments, argument types, and basic validation type hints to developers.

A trivial example, here’s how to grab the first profile for the currently authenticated user in ¬†analytics:

analytics = client.discovered_api("analytics",'v3')
#Grab the first profile
result = client.execute(

Until I called discover on analytics, my client had no idea how to deal with the Analytics API, but now it not only knows how to work with the remote service but can provide basic validations, some advanced error handling ( bad/wrong input, connectivity issues) and in an interactive console in Ruby or Python I can explorer the api as needed.

My business DSL connection was out this evening, so I wrote up a quick script to track how long exactly it was out for.

import envoy
import time
roller = 0
Limit = 50
while Limit > 0:
    rs ="ping")
    if rs.status_code != 1:
        print "PING %s" % time.ctime()
        Limit -= 1
    roller += 1
    if roller % 100:
        print "PONG %s" % time.ctime()

Envoy is probably one of my favorite utility libraries after the Http Request library. Github repo is here

Trial’s & Tribulations with Apple push notification

So far really not impressed with Apple’s APN service, especially it’s sandbox/development tier.

To get started, I recommend reading the Founder/CTO of Server Density’s recipe/guide to getting started with APN, here ( )

Because of how many times I had to clean slate my dev. environment, I tried to streamline the process of converting the APN certificate and my private key. In the process of converting the private key to pem format, you do have to provide a pass phrase.

echo "Convert certificate"
openssl pkcs12 -clcerts -nokeys -out apns-dev-cert.pem -in apns-dev-cert.p12
echo "Converting key"
echo "You must provide a PEM phrase, it will be stripped out in next step"
openssl pkcs12 -nocerts -out apns-dev-key.pem -in apns-dev-key.p12
echo "Stripping off PEM phrase"
openssl rsa -in apns-dev-key.pem -out apns-dev-key-noenc.pem
echo "Concatenating keys"
cat apns-dev-cert.pem apns-dev-key-noenc.pem > apns-dev.pem

One SERIOUS word of warning about APN is a scenario where you *known* beyond a shadow of a doubt that your APN requests are properly formed and the TLS connection works as expected but nothing happens. To repeat, everything looks like it works but you don’t get any APN’s to your device. My advice is to delete your APN certificate from your keychain and re-download the APN certificate, convert it again, and try again.

To verify your key is correct, the command line openssl utility is somewhat invaluable

 openssl s_client -connect -cert apns-dev-cert.pem -key apns-dev-key-noenc.pem

There should be no errors and the console should hang immediately after the — line until you type in some garbage.

Apple: Anti-developer

As I said earlier, I am really not impressed with APN for one specific reason. I lost about 4-5 hours of my life yesterday trying various different APN libraries for PHP, Ruby, Python, and objective-c. My payload to APN was correct, my token ID was triple verified, and I was sure I was sending the data down the wire. Meanwhile I got no error messages or warnings that my certificate was out of date/order and because of that my APN requests were being ignored.

The worst technology on the planet isn’t that what gives ambigious/cryptic error messages but that which just silently fails with no means to diagnose the problem. Hell it’s worse that the infamous “There was an error, somewhere, sometime.” joke.

Selective Dropbox sync for Ubuntu

  1. Find a good tutorial to setup the CLI Dropbox agent – This one is the most concise IMO
  2. Grab this
  3. ` exclude add` is the command you need

Say I’ve got 30+ directories in my dropbox but I only want “md”

  find -maxdepth 1 -type d | cut -b3 | grep -v md | xargs python md/ exclude add

That will add everything else to the exclusion list AND clean out the local Dropbox path for you. One point to note is that .dropbox-cache/ gets hoovered into the exclusion list, which is redundant and doesn’t appear to cause any harm.

I’ve increasingly been using Dropbox as a low-security transfer protocol ( critical things like ssh keys, password dictionaries, and certificates are handled separately ) and now with the selective sync it’s becoming fairly trivial to keep my horde of virtual servers both in house and running on AWS synced. One thing I’ve been trying out is using the autostart functionality to kick on when I login to a box. I am not sure but if Dropbox could kick on only when I am logged in would be fairly nice.

PyCon 2012 Day 1 itinerary

Graph Processing in Python
Scalability at YouTube
Practical Machine Learning in Python
Code Generation in Python: Dismantling Jinja
The Magic of Metaprogramming
Throwing Together Distributed Services With Gevent
Putting Python in PostgreSQL

And I think that ends day 1 of the conference. Mostly I am hoping to combine what I learn in the Graph processing and Practical ML talks, while having an overview of code generation might be a solution ( or a new problem ) to my current client’s issues. As for metaprogramming, gevent, and postgreSQL; those just seem fun.