Author Archives: David

About David

A mostly professional code monkey, to contact me translate the following "direct from blog to email" at the website Replace spaces with underscores or dashes, whatever is valid. A script will pick up your email, scrub it against a white list, and if your not a spammer I will get an email.

Thoughts on my corner of the Web industry

I’ve been busy with professional contractination work, which is a word I just made up to describe the chaos that goes on while being vetted for a new client. “Do you know PHP5?”, “What is class inheritence?”, “What’s the difference between include and require?”, etc. I wish I could make a indexed video of me answering these questions but I don’t think that would work for some reason. Still its just par for the course and I really don’t blame the client or the client’s gatekeeper asking because I’ve been on the other side of the fence, vetting out people and its a miserable task.

My resume shows 5 years of contract work and I’ve got half a dozen references ranging from developer peer’s to team managers and c-letter people…but from what I’ve seen none of that matters. Out of respect for all involved, I won’t be mentioning names, employer, or anything specific. Last thing I want is to kill someone’s career or tarnish a client’s reputation. That said, I’ve seen some pretty terrible “Senior” developers. What I mean by terrible has little to do with how they solve problems, but the fact that they don’t solve problems.

One recent case, I worked with a “Sr.” developer that proclaimed themselves “Team lead”, “Chief Architect”, and “Dev. manager” which was surprising because I finished three different projects on time and tested for production use in the time that this individual struggled with one project. Speaking to the CTO of the company I got to look at the person’s resume and it all made sense. They had been in the industry for 4-5 years as well, but 3 and a half of those years was as a “junior” developer in a fairly large team. Then they jumped or got booted and fell into my client’s company and became the defacto “Senior” developer because there was no one else. I think two things fed this person’s loose grip on their reality. In very large company’s, I’ve noticed that junior developers are not to be seen or heard and instead are programmers. They aren’t given opportunities to grow through mistakes and failures because that’s not what they are there for. Then the other side is that without peer review from competent peers… its easy to imagine your poop smells like roses.

Another case was a peer that got signed to the same company as me, both as contract to hire. One unique thing about this situation was that I knew NOTHING about the language or technology being used. The only saving grace is that the team leads had re-implemented a better/saner version of a framework pattern I had designed a few years ago. So of course I struggled in the first week and somewhat into the second week, but fortunately the language in use was imperative object oriented so everything eventually clicked for me. I won’t lie and say I was a super star, but I did my best to pull the line and help the team meet its goals. Meanwhile the other contract made a lot of mistakes: it’s generally a bad thing to hit on the female staff at work, if the product lead takes the time out to give you advice… its probably cause your fucking up, and lastly do not alienate your peers. Healthy dev. teams are like Survivor… if you become the weakest link and cause others to work harder to cover your ass, you will find yourself out of a job.

What I am getting at is that, in both cases it would be tough to figure out if someone can actually do the work needed for an employer. Their resume might look amazing or their credentials impeccable, but neither really mean much. The subject of vetting out good candidates has been covered over and over across the web and print…so I will keep my advice simple. If you have a small team or no team, go with established recruiting firms that will incur penalties to themselves if they recommend a dud ( generally 5-10 business days covered ) or if you do have a team, get them involved in the last stage interviews and see if this person fits in. I am sorry, I know this would seem to eliminate anyone who has text anxiety or social disorders… but time after time Geeks & Nerds recognize their own.

Slightly stuck

I freely admit I am probably over thinking the problem for the moment, but there is some doubts that maybe I am not. The problem is my concern of overloading Pymetheus with non-command & control messages, specifically low priority stuff like a chat scenario between user A & B. A types “Hey B, how’s it going?” which currently would need to descend down to a chat handler, run through some sort of sanitizer, then interface to auth.realm.UserRegistry to find the specific user, and then push a message to this person.

Its not really so bad to do this and in a lot of ways, it makes sense. All the information and constructs to accomplish the task is there, but it would need to be immediately refactor’d out at the first opportunity for one single reason: scalability. If Pymetheus suddenly starts taking on more and more trivial tasks, one day I am going to wake up and have this monolithic super process that does everything and has a memory profile similar to a swamp.

The ideal solution in my mind is:
User A & B connects and should be granted Chat privileges, accounts are created or activated on a xmmp server alongside pymetheus which returns connection credentials to Pymetheus which passes this back to each User. A & B now connect to the xmpp server and can chat away to their hearts content. Alongside some of the weirder xmmp sub-protocols this solves a whole slew of things that must be implemented ( presence, offline messaging, event notification, etc ).

A DRY abomination

One of my habits when presented with a new framework/platform is to implement a problem I know like the back of my hand. Usually the user interface isn’t of concern so I haven’t done much to improve on the logic there. I decided to try something different with this implementation of Tic-Tac-Toe:

Given the following

        <table border="1" style="height:100%; width:100%" >
            <tr class="x0">
                <td class="y0">&nbsp;</td>
                <td class="y1">&nbsp;</td>
                <td class="y2">&nbsp;</td>
            <tr class="x1">
                <td class="y0">&nbsp;</td>
                <td class="y1">&nbsp;</td>
                <td class="y2">&nbsp;</td>
            <tr class="x2">
                <td class="y0">&nbsp;</td>
                <td class="y1">&nbsp;</td>
                <td class="y2">&nbsp;</td>

I used the following logic to determine the coordinates from a user click

var clickHandler = function(e){
//Recieves a plan/jQuery managed event object                    
       var element =;
       var parent  = element.parentNode;                    
       var x,y;
       //Below is fine for 0-9 scenario's but will need to be refactored for more
       //advanced/larger grids.
            y = element.classNames().detect(function(cls) { if( /y\d/.match(cls)){ return true; }})[1];
            x = parent.classNames().detect(function(cls) { if( /x\d/.match(cls)){ return true;}})[1];
         console.log("Coordinate " + x + "," + y);

The cool thing about this, is that with jQuery I can do jQuery(“#myTable tr.x2 td.y0”) and get the exact cell I am looking for… or even crazier stuff like:
“#myTable td.y0” to select vertically down a row
“#myTable tr.x0” to select horizontally.

Adventures in Javascript dependancy loading

One of my most personally successful philosophy’s in dealing with Web browsers is never blindly trust them.

My initial solution to loading in dependencies depended on a switchboard style approach, if browser support onready or similar events then bind an anonymous function to make the appropriate notice.  Else spin up a interval based checker anonymous function that looked every few seconds for the script for about a minute.    This solution kind of worked, but not reliably because it depended on browser detection vs. capabilities detection.

Instead of reworking things to attempt to ferret out what capabilities a foreign browser supports, I went with a brute force approach that will eventually be a foundation for a much more advanced system.

So the prototype works like such.

wm.loader.load(“someModule”) which becomes the path “/mods/someModule.js” and that is applied to a new script tag as it’s src attribute.  This is then appended to the head tag.  All pretty standard stuff actually.  What’s different is the notification process.

someModule.js contains a simple line “wm.loader.notify(“someModule”) ” which hits an internal dictionary and if this is the first notification, fire’s of a notice to the server.

Simple and guaranteed to work reliably.   Plus it gives me room to grow for later.

Like adding a call like “wm.loader.multi(“lib1″,”lib2″,”lib3”, 10,  function(){   doSomethingWhen Dependancies met });

arguments[0-2] can be detected and pushed to a callstack array, any integer can be assumed to be a time out period, and the last argument as an anonymous function can be assumed to be a onSuccess callback.   A dependency failure mechanism could be incorporated into the actual loader lib as either an observable emitter or just a cry for help back to the service.

More involved:

wm.loader.multi( ){
          var dependancies = [],  timeOut = -1,  callBack = None;
          loop through arguments:
                    if( current instanceof string ){
                           append to dependancies
                    else if( current instanceof integer){
                             append to timeOut
                    else if( current instanceof function ){
                                assign to callBack
              var dependancyCheck = function(loadedLib){
                                          pop loadLib from dependancies;
                                         if dependancies.length <= 0 then
                                                     cancel timeOut 
                                                     call  callback;
    wm.loader.load, dependancyCheck );

I would be lying if I said I knew this construct would work perfectly once I implement it, but I think the general idea is something to work with.


So I am not much for talk right now so straight to the points:


I started Pymetheus originally to create a platform for a near real time web based multi-user dungeon… but I wasn’t satisfied with what was available as far as feature complete frameworks and toolsets.  I wanted to create a VERY rich web application that used as much of the newer possibilities being rolled out by HTML 5.  Specifically web sockets, local & session storage, and then branch out to using the Canvas tag and whatever else I could pull off.  So a normal bread & butter html

Change of plans:

I’ve had more rewarding of an experience making the platform then I have making the game.  Of course I can’t make the game until the platform is stable, but with few exceptions, when is a platform ever completely stable when it involves the internet?

Brief outline:

Client side is a rich web application that relies completely on dynamically injected/loaded content and logic to function.   On the initial load, there is nothing but a blank blue page and about half a dozen scripts src’d in.

From authentication, modules,  mini-app like bundles, are bootstrapped into the client by means of dynamically injecting new script tag’s with src links to corresponding logic.  If any of the modules depends on external content like images or extensive HTML markup, that logic is dynamically loaded in as well.

While all of this is happening, the service side is merely instantiating classes called handlers to provide the business logic and hold some of the more important parts of the module’s state.   One trick about these handlers is that they don’t have to belong to the platform but instead can come from any package available on the Python import path.    The closest comparable design to this would be a WSGI based application, where a WSGI app can include other WSGI apps according to the URL path.

Anyway, I have the platform up and running and the three parts I feel need to be hammered out some more are

  1. Working example of a Model system
  2. Cleanup the user management system, it’s functional but has some weak points in it’s design
  3. Implement a multiplexing message system that won’t encumber the platform, specifically for passing non-control messages between users.

Mission statement and introductions

This blog is dedicated specifically to the trials and tribulations of Pymetheus and what I learned/accomplished the along the way to it’s creation.  I won’t be going into much depth about the project with this post.

Otherwise, about me.  I began my trials with computers somewhere around the late 80’s with a Apple ||e personnel computer.  I wish I still had a copy of the first few scripts I wrote, but the more advanced of them was a simple alternating game loop structure.  In the initial state, the computer would randomly pick a number from 1-10 and the user had to guess it.  After 3 tries, the person would then pick a number in their head and the computer would pick 3 random numbers.   So input could be summarized in a regex like ( [0-9]{1}| [YyNn]{1}) and the whole deal was something I could do in a minute.  It’s kind of funny to think about because It took me a few days to get that working right.

After that, I didn’t do much programming but I did spend a considerable amount of time of trial and error time with computers, at one time landing myself a part time job at age 14-15 doing computer repair & support.   What got me back into the programming game was when i first played Quake’s demo and then later learned that you could modify the game logic api for free… you just had to learn c/c++.    So began a lovely adventure into the world of compiled strictly typed langues and pointers.   I actually miss that environment but its pretty rare for me to fire up gcc and build up binary exectuables

After that the rest of my life got kind of weird, i knew i wanted to be a professional programmer but a lot of things got in the way, the biggest one being the economy and the death of the web for a time.