If only the damn clients would wait another day, week, month, or even better a year to release; life would be so much easier with more time. Seriously though, I’m losing track of the number of times I wanted to ask a question on Stackoverflow and in the process of articulating my question into something legible to people who are not me… I find the answer to my question. At least I have you people (1200 unique spam bots, spiders, and scripts + 300 unique visitors a month who bounce in under 1 minute) to sanity check the crap I write here… without you I’d probably be doing what I am doing now, spending time writing two new functions, deleting one, and refactoring the other every day.